Binge-Watching This Year's Holiday Movies: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
‘Tis the time of year to relax on the sofa and consume a packet of holiday pastries in front of a good movie, a awful feature, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
Once again, a selection of fresh holiday movies hopes to be part of our holiday traditions—perhaps even finding a spot alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
Therefore, in a vital public service to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to get into the holiday mood, I binged as many recent holiday releases as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Beginning, optimistically, on a high. This film is the exclusive 2025 title on a well-known aggregator's list of the top 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The popular band end up stuck in the UK after finishing their global concert series and must get home for Christmas. Their efforts are hampered by an evil Santa, who breaks into song to announce they won’t get home until they “rediscover their brotherly magic.”
The repartee between the squabbling siblings is enjoyable even for the non-fan, while followers will certainly notice lots of references as they try to get back using any means of transport necessary.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not legendary, but is excellent for fans and a positive start to the day.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who must sit through it.
8.45am - Tinsel Town
Famous performer Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as a celebrity tricked into a "panto".
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and ageing action hero Brad Mack, who has fallen on hard times and whose agent has misled him into thinking he’s appearing in high-class London stage.
His pantomime fellow actors tell him he’s playing Buttons. “Absolutely not,” he retorts. You can guess their retort. Unless you’re ignorant of traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some great jokes, some cockle-warming sub-plots, and the supporting actors is excellent, too.
It’s the kind of movie that would be a bit naff at a different time, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
10.19am - Christmas Karma
An actor pops up at the outset of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the second film in a row. Might this become a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a crooning chauffeur who encounters Mr Sood, the newest interpretation on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by a star of Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the director of Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative develops as the stingy Mr Sood is confronted by the apparitions of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This cultural adaptation is at least different from all the others, but regrettably he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s acting is wooden—a significant issue when he’s so central to everything.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
Before lunch for a major broadcaster's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he is awarded an large festive windfall at work, his wife (played by Morgana Robinson) talks him into splurging the cash on a holiday to Lapland.
There’s just one snag—he finds out there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to figure out how to pay back the difference.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the decorations and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its main point—but it feels warm and holiday-like all the same.
High-powered businesswoman Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a country estate to secure an acquisition for a champagne business. During her travels, she encounters a guy in a book store who vows to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
A commentator recently declared this is the best new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a overstatement, but it is a Christmas romance with a touch of class and gives the obligatory cozy feelings.
The scene with a extended debate about Die Hard is very good too.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Afternoon: Finding Father Christmas
Teenage Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, in spite of the persuasion of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The secret is somewhere, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the assistance of a group of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s low-key but endearing, and perfect viewing while waiting for Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the matriarch of a dysfunctional American family who gather for the holidays—including fellow acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before declaring: “They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s what this is, but in reality it’s really a combination of those inspirations, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last comes into her own.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Evening: A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s waned in quality, but thankfully here’s a new addition in the saturated market of formulaic, schmaltzy, badly acted—and highly entertaining—holiday fare.
It’s a tale as well-worn: An American woman travels to a distant snowy land and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher